Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Verse Adverse

Known to scholars and men of the cloth,
there are some social tenets
(that I don't care to mention)
which if broken, make the best of friends froth.

though try as we might to eschew this
invariably acquaintances fight
be it conceit, cruelty or hubris,
natural law says who rhymes best, is right.

righteously armed with this ordinance
I've launched a preemptive strike
with weapons of mass incite.
be sure to respond in accordance*

Adam's insincere; Henry's a queer;
Brianne and Aaron: impoverished in Texas.
Brice and the rest, honestly who cares?
Comments are open. Let's see who attacks us.


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Thursday, February 09, 2006

A Pneumatic Wishscape

I'm sorry Aaaron, but your picture was just too awful to be tolerated even one day more.



Fine. Now this happened in 1990. Let's put it behind us.