Here you will find lots of cool things that might also suck. These things will include: really real movie reviews that are really real (because everyone griped that the positive ones were too positive), recipes for food that might be toxic, ways to impede the progress of biology and science, social misadventures with misanthropic intent and naked chicks. Oh yeah. Naked Chicks. Oh yeah, and random things that happen to us.
Monday, January 09, 2006
Photodictum
Your reality in photo form. Surreptitiously robbed from http://r.sine.com. (You probably don't want to click that if you're at work.)
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Anonymous
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Uh, at the risk of offending someone I don't know... whiskerbiscuit's blog BLOWS. It looks like he just cuts and pastes excerpts he finds from other crappy blogs and corners of the web, and then writes very short, lousy blurbs of his own. I think you guys have to give up the title "The Worst Blog Ever".
After some cursory investigation I surmise that Whiskerbiscuit is a tragic aphorism about cultural waste and want. He and those that immediately surround him comprise a sort of vestige of a once living organism that continues to function in the absence of any guiding principle or rationale. Long after the physical form has decomposed into a dessicated mass of matted mud-caked fibers and bone, they exist as grim marionettes, reenacting a farce of what were previously conceived to be reasonable lives. Specters such as these have a function akin to roaches, rats and other agents of decay. They inexplicably hover over refuse, recycling it into increasingly basic forms. The apparition of one of these creatures on The Worst Blog Ever, in my opinion, is a troublesome indicator of the level of depravity to which we have sunk. Indeed, we have created something truly awful, an atrocity for which I am certain we will all pay a dear price. In other words, I don't know who the hell he is. He looks like a dumbass to me.
3 comments:
Uh, at the risk of offending someone I don't know... whiskerbiscuit's blog BLOWS. It looks like he just cuts and pastes excerpts he finds from other crappy blogs and corners of the web, and then writes very short, lousy blurbs of his own. I think you guys have to give up the title "The Worst Blog Ever".
After some cursory investigation I surmise that Whiskerbiscuit is a tragic aphorism about cultural waste and want. He and those that immediately surround him comprise a sort of vestige of a once living organism that continues to function in the absence of any guiding principle or rationale. Long after the physical form has decomposed into a dessicated mass of matted mud-caked fibers and bone, they exist as grim marionettes, reenacting a farce of what were previously conceived to be reasonable lives. Specters such as these have a function akin to roaches, rats and other agents of decay. They inexplicably hover over refuse, recycling it into increasingly basic forms. The apparition of one of these creatures on The Worst Blog Ever, in my opinion, is a troublesome indicator of the level of depravity to which we have sunk. Indeed, we have created something truly awful, an atrocity for which I am certain we will all pay a dear price. In other words, I don't know who the hell he is. He looks like a dumbass to me.
Huh huh...you said dictum.
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